This wedding reading is The Beatrice Letters by Lemony Snicket and it’s a good one! We’ve actually cut this wedding reading down by a lot! The reading below is our favourite section of what is actually a very long letter featured in the book. To be honest, we don’t think we’ll ever read anything as romantic again. It’s so poetic. It describes that I will love you in every lifetime kind of love. We have a free PDF download of this shortened wedding reading from The Beatrice Letters by Lemony Snicket as always.

The Beatrice Letters

by Lemony Snicket

I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping into the world.

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